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Well hello there...
So yes, it is an odd picture. No, it is not me—I just like the artist. But I didn’t feel like putting pictures of my ladybits up on the internet. Just not my style, to tell you the truth.
Basically, this is how it works. We meet, I like you, I take you as a client. Of course, if my presence gives you the howling fantods, you're free to run away screaming, as disturbing as that would be to the waitstaff. Anyway, if nothing else we'll have an interesting conversation over coffee or whatnot. I am partial to dirty martinis; read into that what you will.
If we should meet, what shall we talk about? If you like, you may teach me a beginner’s lesson in chess, although you would need to bring the board. I am not easily bored and would like to hear about your hobbies, or the way in which you spend most of your days.
Let me describe myself a little bit, since you are no doubt wondering: I am 5'10, bright blue eyes, lanky and athletic, with an easy smile. What else to say? Email me if you are curious. I look forward to hearing from you...
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