sing the body electric!
celebrate spring on my table with a leisurely and delicious massage... I promise you will tingle head to toe when I'm done with you!
AND for returning clients I am offering a *sweet spring* special too! if you have seen me before & we've enjoyed each other's company, you won't want to miss this...
[champagne & strawberries & me, oh my!]
call for details & see you on my table soon!
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do you just want some time away from it all?
make your getaway with me! enter my sanctuary, a lush world of sensual and prurient delights:
perhaps you have in mind a woman who is mature, elegant and sophisticated; a lady who carries herself with grace and ease? you will find that in me, along with a warm, ready smile, a gracious demeanor and *very* experienced, intuitive hands.
[you know I love it when you read the whole ad, but want to cut to the chase? then call me at the number posted above!]
FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE REALLY IN FOR READ HERE
I have worked with the subtleties of the human body over several decades in my private practice as a massage therapist, and I'd like to bring all that intelligent experience direct from my hands to your body.
[I have over 1000 hours of training in swedish, shiatsu, deep tissue and structural bodywork.]
I have warm nurturing hands that seem to know just where to go to both relax *and* enliven you.
I also just happen to be easy on the eyes, with a full, curvaceous figure, and deep blue eyes. & I truly enjoy making your body hum and purr to its own special music.
mmmmmm, what more could a gentleman want?
[I always begin with a thorough, deep massage that will leave you wanting... more! but at some point even you won't mind as your sweet relaxation begins to transform into even sweeter sensations that then magnify and ripple through your whole body, head to glorious toe. this is the point that my mastery with subtle touch really comes into play as I guide your body into a storm of sensation. while you focus on your breath, you'll find yourself feeling simultaneously very alive *and* deeply relaxed into a trance of bodily pleasure.]
sound like something you're in the mood for?
HOW TO SCHEDULE ONE FOR YOU
I am very selective about who I see since I only take a few appointments each week, so expect a gentle screening, beginning with a phone call that lets me get to know you a little better. don't worry, I can find out all I need to know with just a few discreet questions, and a few minutes of your time.
does this sound like your kind of session? if you genuinely value the company of a very real & well-rounded woman (with the mad skills of an honest-to-god massage therapist!) then I'd like to see you, too.
please begin by calling me [see my number above]. I appreciate if you'd leave a message since I am often away from my phone. let me know what day and time you are interested in scheduling and the best way to return your call. I check my messages often so I'll get back to you straightaway, promise.
after we've had a chance to talk, and you seem well-suited to my style of session, let's make a date! though most times I prefer to schedule with plenty of advance notice, when you catch me on the right day I'm happy to see you that day.
OH YES, MY RATES
I am currently offering a terrific *sweet spring* special for returning clients! if you have seen me before & we've enjoyed each others company, then you know what to do!
[hint: call me for details. you won't regret it.]
please remember this fantastic rate is available only for qualified gentlemen who schedule their session in advance. [what is a qualified gentleman you might ask? call me to find out!]
and my usual rates are 200 per hour session, and 280 for an hour and a half.
[I offer a sliding scale for regular clients, do ask me for details.]
I also offer an extended session of sensual pampering and tantric practice for 500. again, ask me if you're curious! note this is only available to clients I have seen before.
I look forward to your call, and it will be my pleasure to meet you in person.
[you are welcome to reach me by email, but please know that I don't check my inbox as frequently as my phone. also please note that if you ask explicit questions I won't respond. but you wouldn't do that! you've already read my whole ad, all the way down to the bottom of the page! you seem like a good sort, so what are you waiting for? go on then (nudge, nudge), give me a call.]
yes, I really am looking forward to it...
*gorgeous relaxed and very private incall retreat in the terrific glenview district of oakland
*lots of parking, quiet neighborhood, hot shower
*warm organic coconut and sesame oils & other treats for the senses
*days available vary, though my best days are wednesday & saturday. call for my schedule!
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