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140 - 1/2 Hr. *SPECIAL* 45 Min.
200 - 1 Hr. *SPECIAL* 180
300 - 90 Min. *SPECIAL* 2 Hr. for 300 !
OUTCALLS! One hour minimum, an additional 50-100 dependent upon travel distance and time. MUST provide RB Handle AND 2 provider references...
Never mind the bodyguard. *rolls her eyes*
MILITARY DISCOUNT
Overnights, special events, etc. Donations for extended time can be negotiated. Reasonable offers usually accepted. Do not insult me.
NO TRADES!
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG)
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, swallow...*shrugs* who knows...
There. Menu. Or as close to one I am ever gonna get. There is no upselling. However, YMMV. If we haven't met before, chances are neither one of us is going to be completely comfortable, so it would be wise to realistically manage mutual expectations.
It is not necessary to read any further if you don't want to, or have ADD, whatever. Be advised, it just might be in your best interest to do so. Just sayin'...
FAQ:
Yes, the pictures are all me and taken recently.
I am 47, experienced, however do not mistake me for being the definition of "mature" as I allow my inner child (demon) run amok.
I am blonde with straight hair that I curl often, well, whenever I feel like it. Clean shaven, yes everywhere. All natural but I do wear make-up and abstain from glittery or dark shades as I am mindful of make-up transfer. I use perfumed deodorant and lightly scented body lotion - only. (If you prefer that I wear perfume, simply request that I do so.)
InCall location is conveniently situated in a decent neighborhood at a nice hotel - NOT a Motel 6, nor is it on "Ho Row".
OutCalls, sure. Transportation to and from must be provided. Extra fees may apply dependent upon travel time and any additional expenditures.
Hygiene - I am always super squeaky clean. Clean towels and necessary sundries are available should guests need to shower before and/or after session. Showering together is also possible however additional fee might apply if I don't want to get my hair wet only to have to redo it. I don't expect all gentlemen to understand, but I am a girl and it's my hair. Curling it is a pain in the behind sometimes. Anyway, just ask, I might just wanna.
Independent - of course, defiantly so. No boyfriend either, I am single. But...I am not often alone. As a woman, in a high risk occupation I am more comfortable knowing someone has got my back. All guests can take comfort in knowing that we will be uninterrupted and completely alone. Well, alone except for Manda-Boo, my Chi-Weenie. Yes, dog. No worries, absolutely no additional donation...
Fetishes - some. Just ask.
I am 5'6". 44D Natural. I am a thick chick - NOT BBW, probably on then upside of curvy. I am well kept, not sloppy. I am active but not necessarily athletic - as in I'd rather walk, no way am I going to run unless it is the Great Zombie Apocalypse.
I drink socially on occasion and rarely to excess. I know my limitations. I am not drug dependent, however I do use marijuana for medicinal purposes and will admit to recreational use once in awhile. Get over it, it is legal now. Deal. (Yes, Sarcasm and Smartass are spoken fluently *smirk*)
I enjoy what I do, especially getting to know others and providing comfort, relaxation, as well as several thrills.
Reference friendly, guests may feel free to give my name to other providers. Providers, be assured I will give honest references when requested, as quickly as possible.
Please note I do not accept calls from restricted, blocked or private numbers. If your call is unanswered, please leave a voice mail message with instructions on making a return call for discretionary reasons (time sensitive, any limitations, etc.) Texting is ok.
If you have scheduled an appointment and will be late, or must cancel, please do so as soon as you become aware your plans have changed. You might not get a second chance if you piss me off on your first.
I am about as real as it gets. I do me because I know no other way. I am open-minded and adventurous. Talkative and inquisitive. Educated and intelligent. Able to handle myself in acceptable fashion in any social situation. Note I said "able", no guarantee that I will. I'm kidding. Sorta... *giggle*
If I didn't answer all of your questions, ask me. If you are rude, disgusting, disrespectful, or just trying to waste my time and jerk off for free - I will hang up in your face. If it is about rates and service, I am not likely to give you a straight answer over the phone, in text, or e-mail. You will just have to ask me in person.
Always, All of Me, Alexa "Saltz-Shaker"
Wow! Do I come off all craptastic or what? I was going for the no nonsense approach not viper strike *smirk* Really, I am likely not what you expect...
MILF Classy, Captivating Cougar - Buxom Beautiful Blue Eyed Blonde Bombshell (Smoker) - Voluptuous Vixen
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