Have you noticed that no matter what the issue or situation, IT ALWAYS involves, in some way, the A-S-S?
Follow me for a moment....
When you have lost something and cannot find it, like the remote control or your lighter, car keys or sunglasses....isn't it usually UNDER your A-S-S.
Or how about when we get mad at someone-- we say "KISS my A-S-S"!
Most of us have to watch what we eat so we don't get a "FAT A-S-S"!
OH AND HOW ABOUT THIS----The Democratic Political Party used to HAVE ONE (JACKA-S-S) as their Party Logo.
Still not convinced? Ok well...
WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
In Summary......LIFE really IS all about A-S-S.
You're either covering it,
laughing at it,
putting your foot in it,
feeling like one, acting like one,
trying to get a piece of one.....(AHEM)
Mine is available right now!
[DISCLAIMER: Although my A-S-S is very talented, it does not speak foreign languages, therefore Greek as a mode of discourse is NOT an option]
* * 415-519-1179 * *
* * K.E.R.S.T.A.N * *
* * 1hr = 300 * *
* * Outcalls Only * *
(the above is just an observation not necessarily a persuasion)
My Apologies in advance:
~no incall service
~no half hour rates
~no talkie money on phone
I Provide Outcall service ONLY--No incall service.
I am NOT a clock watcher
~I drive myself/Independent
~Specialties: MSOG, GFE, toys,fetishes,
G-SPOT introduction, and I'm open to suggestions
~Women are beautiful/couples welcome
~I LOVE my job
Available evenings throughout the night! (late late OK)